Take it all; given nothing.
~ Thursday, December 24 ~
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HAD TO KEEP THIS SHIT.

  • noh8jusluv: OMG
  • noh8jusluv: IT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER
  • noh8jusluv: kinda
  • noh8jusluv: so it started off like...i was at my house and some weird lookin emo kid was doing my makeup
  • noh8jusluv: and i kept seeing ghosts everywhere
  • noh8jusluv: and the kid was just like 'be still!!!!
  • noh8jusluv: but anyways, so i leave my house and i get pulled over by a cop!
  • noh8jusluv: and i start crying and i'm like 'nooooo'
  • noh8jusluv: and then i get pulled over AGAIN
  • noh8jusluv: and i call you and im like 'ugh. i just got pulled over twice!!
  • noh8jusluv: and you were like 'yea, i was walking down the street and i saw three cops with HUGE boobs'
  • noh8jusluv: and then i'm waking with you down the street
  • noh8jusluv: to your house
  • noh8jusluv: and i have no idea wehre i am. i felt like i was in some other state. but it wasn't oklahoma.
  • noh8jusluv: so we're walking and then your mom is in the garage
  • noh8jusluv: and she's HUGE like morbidly obese.
  • ucanhazwhtvrulyk: OMG
  • ucanhazwhtvrulyk: lmaooaoao
  • noh8jusluv: and we had to go through like..this weird thing to get inside your house.
  • noh8jusluv: and you have this dog that's trying to kill me!
  • noh8jusluv: so we get to your house and it's like realllllly messy.
  • noh8jusluv: like you can't even walk through it properly!
  • noh8jusluv: and then i think we're in your room.
  • noh8jusluv: but i don't know. i was layin on your couch that was in your room.
  • noh8jusluv: and your house smelled funny.
  • noh8jusluv: but you were on your laptop and i was on my phone, looking at rl pictures of you on myspace
  • noh8jusluv: and there were so many! like in some pictures you had blue hair
  • noh8jusluv: like allll blue hair
  • noh8jusluv: and some oyu had just half and half
  • noh8jusluv: AND OMG
  • noh8jusluv: I CALLED YOU BROWN
  • noh8jusluv: i was like 'you look really tanned here...like..brown...are you mixed?!'
  • noh8jusluv: and you had these albums there were like organized by hair color
  • noh8jusluv: and style
  • noh8jusluv: 'blonde and straight'
  • noh8jusluv: 'blonde and curly'
  • noh8jusluv: and you had like this insanely long bright blonde hair.
  • noh8jusluv: and i was trying to be nice because i didn't like it and i was like 'oh..it's..pretty'
  • noh8jusluv: and then throughout my dream, i kept referencing to you
  • ucanhazwhtvrulyk: WTF CHARLIE

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WHY?!

WHY?!


~ Tuesday, December 22 ~
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Cold as balls

I love how people compare the weather andĀ other thingsĀ to balls. Awesome.


~ Monday, December 21 ~
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:( RIP SEXC BEAST

:( RIP SEXC BEAST